sometimes, i think to myslef,
"do i really want to buy another chocolate bar?"
and then i remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentionally cover most of North America in an and create a voncanic winter that kills half the worlds population.
and then i'm like, heck yeah i want that chocolate bar.
i think i have a problem, guys, because every time there's chocolate in my house, all i can think is
- there is chocolate in my house
- why am i doing something that is not eating the chocolate that is in my house
- i should be eating the chocolate that is in my house right now
- chocolate, you need to get in my belly right now
- sweet mother of god this is good chocolate
and that is why all the easter chocolate i
get never lasts more than a day and i end up passed out in a
chocolate induced coma
.
.
Did you know
That chocolate produces the same hormone
you feel when you're in love like guys I can
fawking marry chocolate now (Just go with it)
Feb 15th
Other girls: "AWW this sucks :( I can't believe Valentines day it over!"
Me: "HALF PRICE CHOCOLATE!!!!"
Other girls: "AWW this sucks :( I can't believe Valentines day it over!"
Me: "HALF PRICE CHOCOLATE!!!!"
Me: *sees friend with chocolate bar*
Me: That's a nice chocolate bar you got there...
Me: It'd be a shame if...
Me: Someone ate it...
Me: That's a nice chocolate bar you got there...
Me: It'd be a shame if...
Me: Someone ate it...
teacher: if
you have 10 chocoloate cakes and someone asks for two, how many
do you have?
me: 10
me: 10
