Christmas Quotes

"on the fourth day of christmas, my true love gave to me: four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree."


is this guy some kind of bird collecter?
uGLy CHRiSTMaS SWeaTeRS
are not ugly. they're freaking adorable.
Format by Breeze
I want something money cant buy
Have a holly, jolly Christmas! It's the best time of the year! Oh, by golly, have a holly, jolly Christmas, this year! (Me singing to you!)🎶

i hate christmas,
artificial family atmosphere
carols causing hallucinations
and oranges, everyhere
oranges
Hello, guys!

These letters are funny, they are like the letters you have when using a typewriter!
By the way,
Did you know that the word "typewriter" is the longest English word you can write with only one row of a keyboard's letters?

Just try it!

T-Y-P-E-W-R-I-T-E-R
Funny, huh?

I also use Christmas colours:green and red!

Merry Christmas to everyone!!!
(It's early for that, but I'm very impatient and I can't wait for CHRISTMAS!!!)


Last Christmas I Gave You My Heart The Very Next Day You Gave It Away
Last Christmas I Gave You My Heart The Very Next Day You Gave It Away

 
it's never too late for Christmas socks

 

Today I got bored and decided to...:

Pull out my electric guitar, turn the gain all of the way up, and play Jingle Bells as a heavy metal song with my friend screaming the vocals. Because I'm completely sane.




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