Churros Quotes

Instead of waiting for people to compliment me, I compliment myself.
Instead of waiting for someone to ask if I'm okay, I recognize my problems and start fixing them.
Instead of waiting for somebody to comfort me, I tell myself that things are going to be okay.
Instead of waiting to be rescued, I start looking for an escape.
You cant rely on others for everything. 
Stop acting helpless AND RECOGNIZE HOW POWERFUL YOU ARE.
STOP WAITING AROUND AND ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING.
You are powerful. You are strong. You can do whatever you put your mind to.
Relying on others is not bad. 
But when that's all you know how to do, it makes a pretty sucky life.

People be wanting to play this Charlie Charlie game and I'm just sitting over here like nah, brah. I don't want no demon child haunting my butt. Not today sir.
My brother just told his friend 
"You aren't the brightest cookie in the box."
and I'm just sitting over here, 
with a stunned look on my face, 
trying to decide whether to:
A.) laugh at the irony
or
B.) facepalm at the stupidity
So my moms upstairs fixing something in my grandmas bathroom and she shots to u
"Okay! I need one more screw!"
a
nd my grandma goes
"So do I."
NO. 
JUST...
UG
GGH
I DIDN'T NEED TO HEAR THAT.
Excuse me while I go bang my head against a highly poisonous creature.
I spent a whole freaking 5 minutes trying to unhighlight a quote I found.
The whole 5 minutes was full of quiet cursings and glaring.
Turns out, the quote was automatically highlighted.
I'm so freaking special.
You don't know what problems are
until you've finished your hot chocolate
a
nd find a bunch of chocolatey lumps
on the bottom and you can't decide
w
hether you want to eat it or not.
Do you guys remember
when we were kids and the
absolute worst thing
some could do to us is say
"Ooooh.... I'm telling!"
?

 
Oh my god
ther
e are so many
freaking awesome artists
in my art club and I'm like "Oh
fruck. Well there goes my self-esteem."
Because most of the kids in my art class are
hor
rible at drawing and I'm just like "HA HA Mother
Fruc
kers! I'm better than you guys and I'm not even trying!
Su
ckers!!! Ha!" And oh my gosh there's is so much professionalism...
Some one kill me right now. I don't feel like being mocked inside of there
freaki
ng head. Yeah, I know they're mocking me with my un-experienced-ness.
Well
you know what, it's not my fault so maybe I'll just go cocoon in my room or go
look
at other peoples drawings and make myself feel better by comparing theres  to
mine
and wow I sound conceited but whatever. Don't act like it doesn't make you
fe
el better that someone does somthing horrible that you're awesome at. You
just ge
t this awesome feeling of pride and wanna rub it in their face but
you're nice and just pretend to be modest while brushing off their
compliments but on the inside your ego is practically 'bout to
pop and you caught me. I'm just trying to even this out into
a pyramid. Oops well there's you explanations for why 
this is long. Just a few more lines. I'd be really
surprised if you were still reading this 
but congratulations if you are.
I don't know why but 
whatevers...
And done.

 
Oh, dont mind me.
I'm just using comic sans.
Don't worry.
I'm using them ironically.
Oh you think I spend way to much time on the computer?

Guurlllll, stfu or gtfo cuz I'm totes off the computer most of my life like IDEK why you thought that. You totes sh- oh BRB, Ricky just tweeted something. What do you mean I don't have any friends and I'm not social enough? I beg to differ. I can have Kittalia, Melon Lord, and Inkquill332, and the rest of my followers vouch for me.  
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