Teacher: "Oh, were striking
because of this mean man.
He's trying to encourage lots more rules for all
teachers."
Class: *Falls asleep*
Teacher: "He's saying more school hours to...
And-"
Class: *Ready with eggs*
Class: "Miss, does he live around here?"
*Watching Romeo and Juliet* Juliet: I have to
leave Romeo: Wilt thou leave me so
unsatisfied? *pauses video* Teacher: What does
this tell you about Romeo? Christian:He
a thirsty a$$ bish
I was in class earlier and opened the drawer of
the table I was sitting at. I burst out laughing at what I
found...
The inside of the drawer said, "Call me!
1-800-getlaid"
Student: Teacher you buggin' with this
homework man Other Student: Yeah you trippin'
Teacher: I am not " buggin' " nor
am I "trippin' " this is the reason why we have
english classes and turtoring available if you need help with
grammar just listen in class next time okay? And I'll be able
to give you extra help if you're a little slow.