Best Class Quotes This Week

You know that quiet girl in class?
Yeah, she goes home and makes fun of all of you on Witty.

we all have that boy

He’s the boy we try to pretend we aren’t looking for
as we make our way to class.

He’s the boy that we lie about
and claim to not care about anymore.

He’s the boy that gives you the cliche butterflies,
complete with the weakness in the knees...

 

Teacher: When corals get stressed, they die
Classmate: If I was coral, I would be dead
Me: What does coral even get stressed about?

At my school there’s a rule that only one student can be out of class at a time with a hall pass, but today in math a bunch of people forgot their graphing calculators so my math teacher yelled, “EVERYBODY, GO. RUN. THEY CAN’T CATCHH ALL OF YOU.”

Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story? 

I sit next to a popular sports boy in my math class and he was sleeping so i leaned over and doodled a flower on his paper and the first time he didn’t wake up but the second time he did & smiled at me and later in class i saw he had doodled a whole tiny meadow around the 2 flowers and he was trying to hide it but it didn’t work..i know ur secret popular sports boy, u are just as dorky & cute as everyone else

this kid that sits next to me in math class said to me today, “you’re my favorite person at this table because u don’t talk to anyone and u just sit there” and I said ” I don’t know how to respond to that” and he replied with “that’s because u don’t talk”
One time in English class we were talking about Romeo & Juliet and I
yelled out, "SPOILER: Romeo and Juliet die!" and I sh//t you not, at least 1/3 of the class got really mad at me because they didn't know that's how it ended.
I hate when I walk into class late and everyone stares at me like I killed
two people when I obviously killed seven.
It really sucks being that kid in class that no one wants to work in pairs with
and then you're forced to just sit there alone and act like it doesn't bother you at all.
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