Clever Quotes

I'm every

Cliche,


but I

simply do

it BEST.

Roses are red
violets are blue
sugar tastes sweet
you look good too
but the roses have wilted
the violets are dead
the sugar tastes bitter
and you've lost your head.
Mom:- I want to drink milk

Son:- Sorry mom, milk is over -_-

Mom:- Do you know what I said? If you know, repeat it.

Son:- Okay? I want to drink milk?

Mom:- -makes drink milk- :D


 





 


I'll make

your Past

Regret it's

Future...

Witty is either a place for clever people to share thier cleverness with others, or a place for people to not think for themselves at all, and share that with others

It's a place for original, poetic, individual people, with creative expression, and a talent for writing and poetry, and things no one else has thought of

Or a place for lazy people to share their talent in copying and pasting quotes and song lyrics and thoughts from other people, and failing in being original or thinking up anything themselves, sort of like most people's Tumblr pages

Just saying. Original is always better. We all have brains, why do only some people use theirs?
I wish I was clever as Emily from Revenge so that I can take revenge on everyone that I hate and do it undercover so that no-one would notice it was me!
"Every animal should live freely and happy on our Earth,
  Every person should get along and respect each other
  always no matter what race or color of skin and eyes.
  These are two things I strongly believe in as an animal
   rights activist and human rights activist.  Cheers!"

                                                                                 ~derekajames

WHAT IF OXYGEN MAKES OUR VOICES DEEPER

AND HELIUM BRINGS IT BACK TO NORMAL
I know his qualities and his flaws and every detail of his face, I know all of the callus of his hands and I know the path that his feet have traveled. He is not a character in a book, his hair is not always a messy in a beautiful way and he don't treat me as if I were made ​​of precious stones, sometimes he say things without thinking and leaves me with unexplained chest pain. He don't know, but I wake up two hours early to do my hair and pick the best outfit, and all just for him. He also don't know, but my favorite songs are just my favorite songs because they remind me of him. I feel complete by his side, even when he hurt me and leave me in the deep end with nothing left, I want to be looking at him, even bleeding to death. At night when I lay my head on the pillow I think if he are good and what is he doing, and if he is thinking or feeling this way about me too, i'm even a person of an unshaken faith, but I pray and infinitely hope, I beg for an God, to make his heart beat in peace. Hold his hands makes even the coldest places of my soul catch fire, look in his eyes makes me want to live forever, even in this horrible world, I bear anything just to be able to look in his eyes for eternity, when I make him smile my all world stop, I just stop listening to everything around me and not even a single problem comes my mind. He broke all my walls and SHOOK all my dreams since the first time I looked at him.

REBECA PEREIRA, "LIEXT". SÃO PAULO, 2014, MARCH 6.
LISTENING TO "ECHO" BY "BALANCE AND COMPOSURE".

Why couldn't the English language spell "island" like "i land?"
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