Clever Quotes

chocolate is  made of cocoa

cocoa is made from plants

therefore chocolate = salad
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Witty told me to write something clever
so here it is
just for you

Something Clever
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So guess who was the clever idiot who decided to headbutt the head of a guitar...
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"The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath"
-W. C. Fields
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If plastic is made from oil and oil is made from dinosaurs, are plastic dinosaurs made from real dinosaurs?
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I love balloons.

I keep tying them to myself, but now I think I'm getting carried away.
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   All
  I
Ever 
Loved
Was Hate
 
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clever

Anyone notice the hidden kitty in the Witty banner?

Clever Steve, very clever. 
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love
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
-Lao Tzu
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Be the change you want to see in the world.
-Mahatma Gandhi
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