Clever Quotes

Too many people spend money they haven't earned,
to buy things they don't want,
to impress people they don't like.
-Will Smith



~true story~
I'm not weird.
I'm just limited edition.
The most successful people are those
who are good at Plan B.
-James Yorke
Always borrow money from a pessimist.
He won't expect it back.
I'm actually not funny.
I'm just mean
and people think I'm joking.


XD
When is a car door not a door?
When the doow is ajar
DO YOU EVER STOP TO WONDER WHY IS IT WHERE YOU PARK IS CALLED A DRIVEWAY, BUT WHERE YOU DRIVE IS CALLED A PARKWAY???
Me: Have you seen the matter sexy today?

Girl: What's the matter sexy?

Me: Aw, I am fine. How about you?
myself. Sometimes I get ahead of
Did you ever tell someone something and they go and just mix it up and add more stuff to it well grow up if your not going to be mature than ur not worth having as a friend
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