Clothing Quotes

When they take their clothes off, everyone's in drag.
Women wear pant suits.  Men wear dress pants.  Let's keep it that way.
stop telling girls with thick thighs that they shouldn’t wear light wash jeans because they’re “unflattering.” stop telling short girls that they shouldn’t wear high-waisted jeans because they make them look shorter. stop telling girls with big thighs to stay away from baggy clothes and boyfriend jeans. stop telling petite girls they can’t wear capris. stop telling tall girls to avoid wearing heels so they won’t “intimidate” people. stop telling skinny girls to only wear tops that give them the illusion of having hips. stop telling girls with big boobs to avoid shirts and dresses without a waist. stop telling chubby girls to stay away from patterns and horizontal stripes. stop telling girls with cellulite to wear long shorts. stop telling short girls to wear heels and vertical stripes to make themselves look taller. stop telling pale girls they can’t wear warm colors and stop telling dark girls they can’t wear cool colors. stop telling girls to be ashamed of their body type.
“-quality lasts
-dressing poorly calls attention to your clothes. dressing well does not
-better to be slightly overdressed than underdressed. who knows what the day will bring? if you wind up meeting the duchess of cambridge, frieda pinto or the cardinal of chicago-or get taken to a hospital emergency room-do you want to be a well-dressed man in a blazer, or some guy wearing an artic monkeys suck it and see t-shirt?
-dress for the job you want, not the one you have
-if you wear solid colours for a photograph, you won't cringe when you see yourself years later
-there's usually a reason something is on sale"

 
Just because someone dresses in short shorts, or tank tops, or crop tops, or anything else, it doesn't mean that they don't respect themselves. 
It means Oh hey this is comfortable for me, I am comfortable with my body so yeah I'm going to wear it. 
This whole idea of "oh you're wearing short shorts? honey learn some self respect" is complete bull freaking crap. 
Do you even know what self respect means? It means pride and confidence in oneself. And the last time I checked, that definition did no where include
"Not wearing short shorts, tanktops, or bikinis"
If you don't like it, then don't wear it and don't look at me. 






I remember when I was younger, I used to shop at Aeropostale
there were all these cute shirts with adorable logos
but today when I walked in there to check things out
the shirts I see, could not even be considered shirts
more like bras.






 



 I hate pants.
Why can't we just go around in our underwear?
my underwear is so much cuter than any jeans.





 
Men's clothing is just so much softer than women's.
I love designing my own clothing online.
If Someone tells you:
Your clothing style is Gay,
Respond with:


"Yeah, it came out of the closet this morning."

 
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