Clown Quotes

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Baby be the class clown,
and I'll be the beauty queen in tears.
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--Rules of a Lady--
Your face is not a coloring book. Go easy on the make up or you’ll look like a clown. 

Two cannibals were sitting in the forest eating a clown.

One looks over to the other and says, "Does this taste
funny to you?
"You're so funny man, you should be a comedian God damn!"
-Unfortunately I am, I just hide behind the tears of a clown.



OH YOU THINK I'M IMMATURE ?
well guess who's not coming to my birthday party? TOO BAD CAUSE WE'RE GONNA HAVE A CLOWN.
I'd be smiling if i wasn't so desperate.



I guess its funnier from where
you're standing,

cause from over here I missed
the joke



 
You know when you listen to some music and you can relate to it so well that it make you cry? Emeli Sande is like that for me :)) xo
Me: Have you seen that clown in asda?
Friend: No??
Me: It hides from ugly people.
Friend: What i don't get-
Friend:HEY!
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