Best Clown Quotes This Month




I guess its funnier from where
you're standing,

cause from over here I missed
the joke



 



OH YOU THINK I'M IMMATURE ?
well guess who's not coming to my birthday party? TOO BAD CAUSE WE'RE GONNA HAVE A CLOWN.
Two cannibals were sitting in the forest eating a clown.

One looks over to the other and says, "Does this taste
funny to you?

Go 'head and laugh,
cause it's funny.

 I would too, if I saw me.


Me: Have you seen that clown in asda?
Friend: No??
Me: It hides from ugly people.
Friend: What i don't get-
Friend:HEY!


--Rules of a Lady--
Your face is not a coloring book. Go easy on the make up or you’ll look like a clown. 

Now I lay me down to sleep,
A bottle of whiskey at my feet,
If I shall die before I wake,
Tell my followers I drank it straight!
"You're so funny man, you should be a comedian God damn!"
-Unfortunately I am, I just hide behind the tears of a clown.
Fave if you're a Harley Quinn fan, too!!

I'm the only one
the lonely one
 
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