Cod Quotes

Love is friendship that has caught fire. It is quiet understanding, mutual confidence, sharing and forgiving. It is loyalty through good and bad times. It settles for less than perfection and makes allowances for human weaknesses.


There was this one time I was playing Call Of Duty with my brother
and we were messing around with people using the microphone.
So, there was this one guy whose username was 'butt face' so we asked him
"Does your face look like a butt or does your butt look like a face?" and he was just like "both."


 
They say that beer and weed helps you rid of your problems. Not mine.
My alternative way is a journey through Skyrim and the rest of Tamriel,
the Mushroom Kingdom,
Hyrule,
being on a battlefield,
saving the Polaris Galaxy,
defending ManCo.,
and trying to catch and collect all pokemon.
Truly, the key to ridding yourself of your life's problems, is to rid the problems of another.

when i go out and my phone bttey is 100% full and i have a lote  of money 















i just feel like i'm armed
GUYS I GOT A PS4 FOR CHRISTMAS
*games for the rest of life*
13 year old boy playing COD: YOU DON'T EVEN LIFT
*5 minutes later*
Boy: YOU. DON'T. EVEN. LIFT.
*5 minutes later*
Boy: YOU DON'T FU.CKING LIFT
Me: NEITHER DO YOU SO SHUT THE HELL UP AND MAKE A NEW AND ORIGINAL COME BACK.
My top 3 things i hate happening;

LAGGING ON COD

INTERNET NOT WORKING|NO INTERNT

DAJA VU
"gamer girls": Omg i'm such a gamer lyk I play CoD!!! lol im cute!!1! real gamers: DIE DIE DIE DONT TOUCH ME YOU FILTHY S///LUT UGH.

Listen up girls Here are a few tips when you're texting guys.

1. Don't expect a reply every five minutes. The average Call of Duty game lasts around 10 minutes.

2. Try to keep the texts short, it gives them a chance to answer you during a kill cam.

3. Utilize naked pictures....
...guys LOVE naked pictures.


 



Okay, yeah I am a girl who plays a lot of video games. I also dress more on the boyish side considering I have four brothers and no sisters. I love sports waayyyyy more then my friends, and I have an un-dying love for Basketball.
but unlike a lot of other girls,
I am not going to say it.

''I'm a gamer girl! Tehehehe."
Hon, no one gives a sh.t
a lot of guys & girls are gamers, and you don't hear them giggling about it.




 
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