When you tell me that if I can't handle you at your worst, I
don't deserve you at your best, are you at your best or your
worst?
To state some depressing fact, and then follow with '... but
there's a downside,' is cheap, unoriginal hack comedy. ... But
there's a downside.
That moment inbetween netflix episodes when you see your reflection on the black screen and wonder what the heck you are doing with your life
Go to bed early
Fridays.
Do homework Saturdays.
Go to work then do more homework Sundays.
Hate your life and go back to college Mondays.
Do homework Saturdays.
Go to work then do more homework Sundays.
Hate your life and go back to college Mondays.
I just...
I just don't think you understand
How frustrating it is
To look this good.
I just don't think you understand
How frustrating it is
To look this good.
"Do you accept credit cards here?"
No, we only accept satanic sacrifices here, or cash.
Sorry.
The goth kids on South
Park are my role models
I know it's bad, kid.
I got your back, kid.
My dad got super drunk last night and
told me it was okay that I was pregnant. I'm not
pregnant.
Key&Peele doe
