NEVER SAY NO TO PANDA
Family: *playing family football on Thanksgiving*
Daughter: *texting*
Dad: Y'know you'd have a better chance at catching the ball if you PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN
Me after watching any Progressive commercial: That was pathetic.
Instead of leaving swiffer sweepers on
doorsteps, we should leave food for the homeless
This should be a TV
commercial:
People p!ssing you off?
Friends never acting like friends?
Parents falsely accusing you of things you didnt do?
Siblings sniching on you every chance you get?
Well have I got the thing for YOU!
Introducing.....
MUSIC!!
THE ONLY THING THAT WONT
JUDGE YOU
HURT YOU
THE ONLY THING THAT YOU CAN RELY ON TO SAVE YOU FROM THE AWFUL PLACE THAT IS REALITY.
People p!ssing you off?
Friends never acting like friends?
Parents falsely accusing you of things you didnt do?
Siblings sniching on you every chance you get?
Well have I got the thing for YOU!
Introducing.....
MUSIC!!
THE ONLY THING THAT WONT
JUDGE YOU
HURT YOU
THE ONLY THING THAT YOU CAN RELY ON TO SAVE YOU FROM THE AWFUL PLACE THAT IS REALITY.
