Computer Quotes

the feeling of despair 
and sadness seep 
through my brain,

slowly creeping into 
the back of my mind, 
leading my thoughts

to a sudden stop.

oh.

my hands rush to 
the tissues, taking 
two or three at once.

hurriedly wiping at 
the spilled coffee that 
quickly spread over my 
computer.

the screen flickers 

on to off
off to on

screen flickers once more,
before giving a sigh, 

                         a sputter, 

and then black.

so, at my new job the rule is before your shift you have to count the drawer to make sure the previous person didn't screw up, and after your drawer count to make sure you didnt screw up for the next person. you are never supposed to run on anyone elses. however, since I have been training they made me run on just anyones. so pretty much I've been thrown on a drawer that was never counted from open til close and had more than me on it. the other night it was short $5. now my manager is demanding I pay that. like, there is zero proof it was me. she ran on it in the morning. every time I've worked her drawer it was short. when I haven't, it was not. but I have to pay it. I don't understand. she has a note saying you shouldn't let anyone run on your drawer because their shortages are yours. I was on her drawer so?
I do like 20-30 mimutes a day on an elliptical (unless someone is home. then no thank you.) depending on what time I finally get around to doing it, what I ate, the resistence, etc. and yeah it's hard, but it's supposed to be. and I can do 30 minutes of that. as a fattie. and it gives me great joy that I can do that. and that the non-fattie people in my house, that like to make me feel like crap for being a fattie, are dead and can't hit 5 minutes (even with 0 resistence.)
A simple survery:
Highlight you're choice!
     

         
     

      Do you like Bruno Mars?
a. Yes b. Kinda c. No way!
Do you love Bruno Mars?
a. Defo b. He's ok. c. Nu-uh.
Fave country?
a. England b. Hawaii (not really a country...) c. Dubai
If you're best friend, or boyfriend we're criticaly ill underneat a car, who'd you help first?
a. Boyfriend b. Bestfriend c. The one who's weakest first
You had to pick between Computer, Cell phone or Tv.
a. Computer b. TV c. Cell Phone
If your computer broke down, what'd you do?
a. Ask you're dad. b. hit it untill it works again. c. Just leave it
If you we're offered a trip in a rocket, would you?
A. accept it. b. Deny it. c. Ask someone else to decide



Mostly A's- You're a daredevil that is a little sweetie. You love Bruno Mars and you're just lovely. You don't panic with anything, you're always calm and you keep cool!
Mostly B's- You're a safe person and you're not calm at all. You won't wait for anything and you're a big scaredy cat! You love you're TV and you think Bruno is ok.

Mostly C's- You will give 2nd chances, but no way 3. You love hip-hop and R&B and you're very cool. You're popular, and pretty. You just leave things as they are. You hate Bruno Mars and would love to visit Dubai.
      
      

 
*When some looks at my laptop while i'm on it*

me: *quickly minimises whatever i'm doing*
me: *opens up microsoft paint*

does this...
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I'm getting a Mac book pro, laptop for next school year!
It's going to be my Graduation/Getting in to college/Christmas/18th Birthday/everything I'm ever going to get, gift! 
I'll have my own computer, for the first time in my life! It should be here any day now. Woooot woooooooooot!
When Your Mum Or Dad Decides To Be In The Room While Your On The Computer, So You Just Switch To Google. And Stare At It.
Parents logic:
Dad: You need to get out of the house more! You spend way to much time on that computer!
-week later-
Me:
Dad I'm thinking about looking around for a job this summer.
Dad: No you're not you have responsibilities you need to keep up on if you get a job you won't have any time to do things why do you need a job anyway you're fifteen what do you need money for?
-Next day-
Me:
Hey dad do you think you can buy me this shirt?
Dad: Do you not understand the value of money? Money doesn't grow on trees! You need to get a grip on reality.


Have you noticed how we're going to end up like Plankton from Spongebob?
You know, marrying our computer. XD

When I'm on the computer late at night:
me: We will never sleep 'cause sleep is for the weak, no we will never rest 'til we're all fücking dead!

 
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