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       i see humans,
but no humanity.

The most effective way to torture young people is to make them watch old people use a computer.



stop editing your,
Picture's, what is you go missing?
How could we find you if you look like
Beyonce on facebook,
and waka flocka in person.
Old people are either super nice
or the meanest people on earth 
there is no inbetween. 

 



Don't be the girl who goes back continuously
& thinks that every time will be different.
I understand you miss him,
and it's easier to breathe with him around.

But isn't it easier to smile when he's not breaking up with you,
or getting mad at you for nothing?

Don't be that girl he drops and picks up whenever he feels like.
That girl who thinks that each time he comes around,
he means what he says and won't leave again, but everyone knows he will.
so don't be that girl.

 

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Facebook would b. .
way cooler if it was on t.v, "in other news joes 
girlfriend is a cold heartless b/tch.
 details at eleven . . . .
 


At  McDonalds  last  night  this  dude,
 gave me the wrong flavoured mcflurry, 
    so i threw it back at him and yelled   ,
"You McF/cked up. 

format credit to: Jade672

 
Someone: *Says something about MCR*
MCRmy: TOO SOON
Okay so my day today was crazy:

I was walking to dinner with my friends from dance on break, 
and then we see an ambalance-police car-and a firetruck (idk, they have
to come...) and there was this guy laying down on a rock, and there was
like 200 cops around him (15...?) and then he started barfing and he
had a weird butterfly tattoo that looked...really...really fresh. 

yeah and then they rushed him away, 
was he drunk?

like scary drunk? idk..

 
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