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how do mermaids have babies
why didn’t tarzan have a beard
why didn’t aladdin have nipples

u never truly appreciate how nice it is to be able to breathe through your nose until u get a cold

*shouting the wrong answer in class with confidence*

The most effective way to torture young people is to make them watch old people use a computer.



stop editing your,
Picture's, what is you go missing?
How could we find you if you look like
Beyonce on facebook,
and waka flocka in person.
Old people are either super nice
or the meanest people on earth 
there is no inbetween. 

 
Format chickittylover

Facebook would b. .
way cooler if it was on t.v, "in other news joes 
girlfriend is a cold heartless b/tch.
 details at eleven . . . .
 


At  McDonalds  last  night  this  dude,
 gave me the wrong flavoured mcflurry, 
    so i threw it back at him and yelled   ,
"You McF/cked up. 

format credit to: Jade672

 

isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time 
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