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how do mermaids have babies
why didn’t tarzan have a beard
why didn’t aladdin have nipples
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u never truly appreciate how nice it is to be able to breathe through your
nose until u get a cold
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*shouting the wrong answer in class with confidence*
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The most effective way to torture young people is to make them watch old people use a computer.
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The worst feeling in the world is knowing that you did the best you could
and it still wasn't good enough.
- format by Breeze
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Old people are either
super nice
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meanest people on earth
there is no inbetween.
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way cooler if it was on t.v, "in other news joes
girlfriend is a cold heartless b/tch.
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At McDonalds last night this dude,
gave me the wrong flavoured mcflurry,
so i threw it back at him and yelled ,
"You McF/cked up.
format credit to: Jade672
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isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time
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