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If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Astrology pisces me off.

You're living, you occupy space, and you have mass.

You know what that means?

You matter

 Why did the forgetful chicken cross the road?
 To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- d/mn it.
How do you make holy water?
You burn the he// out of it.

The most effective way to torture young people is to make them watch old people use a computer.

stop editing your,
Picture's, what is you go missing?
How could we find you if you look like
Beyonce on facebook,
and waka flocka in person.
Old people are either super nice
or the meanest people on earth 
there is no inbetween. 

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