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If Apple made a car, would it have
Windows
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cloverchild
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Atheism is a
non-prophet
organization.
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cloverchild
lol
Astrology
pisces
me off.
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cloverchild
lol
You're living, you occupy space, and you have mass.
You know what that means?
You matter
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elephants_are_cool*
lol
Why did the forgetful chicken cross the road
?
To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- d/mn it.
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Repair Boy 🔥*
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How do you make holy water?
You burn the he// out of it.
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Repair Boy 🔥*
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The most effective way to torture young people is to make them watch old people use a computer.
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vanilla_shortcake
funny
The worst feeling in the world is knowing that you did the best you could
and it still wasn't good enough.
- format by Breeze
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Old people are either
super nice
or the
meanest people on earth
there is no inbetween.
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