Contest_lame_pun Quotes

Format chickittylover

Facebook would be . .

way cooler if it was on t.v, "in other news joes
girlfriend is a cold heartless b/tch.
details at eleven . . . .

vanilla_shortcake
funny

At McDonalds last night this dude,
gave me the wrong flavoured mcflurry,
so i threw it back at him and yelled ,
"You McF/cked up.

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vanilla_shortcake
love

Someone: *Says something about MCR*
MCRmy: TOO SOON

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AWittyGirl
contest_lame_pun

Okay so my day today was crazy:

I was walking to dinner with my friends from dance on break,
and then we see an ambalance-police car-and a firetruck (idk, they have
to come...) and there was this guy laying down on a rock, and there was
like 200 cops around him (15...?) and then he started barfing and he
had a weird butterfly tattoo that looked...really...really fresh.

yeah and then they rushed him away,
was he drunk?

like scary drunk? idk..

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*wookie bear**
contest_lame_pun

*Girl in my advisory gets asked to homecoming*

Me: Your date is way hotter than mine.
Her: Wait, who's your date?
Me: No one.

*Rolls off into the sunset to go ask my 69 cats to homecoming*

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ifyourefromafricawhyareyouwhite
contest_lame_pun

i love every second that we spend talking
but honestly you don't even care.

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kimsgrande
famous

I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired.

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AWittyGirl
contest_lame_pun

He...
I wonder if he even...
I wonder if he even love me. I don't know, I really don't know is he playing with my feelings, or he love me but he don't want to make first step... I wanna know, why does it feel so good when I'm with him, but it is hurt so bad when I'm alone? I'm always watching his statuses, what he is doing, is he texting other girls.My friends are keep telling me that he don't deserve me, that he is ugly, that I'm everyone's crush and I can find another hotter boy.. But he, he is perfect for me. He is sarcastic, he is realistic.Heis perfect. Perfect for me. I want him to be mine. Only mine. Just mine. Mine forever. Mine forever like the stars on sky that shine forever. I heard from lot of people that he is fall in love with me. He calls other girls bithes, hoes...But he calls me smartie, sweetie etc. Sometimes,I wait for nights to text him. But hey, he will never call me or text me first.He would never admit that he loves me. Few times he asks me to get on his break, just with him. But I am to scared. Is it my fault? Is it my fault because I miss it? Will he ever try on me again? I' work hard just to make him go crazy for me. I was never carring for what boys will say about me. But with him, it is different. I watch my every word, my every move. Is it worth of it? Is it worth of his love?

-This is not a scroll box-

Please
help me. Write me your opinion. I just need someone to talk. For the first time, I don't know what I feel. I don't know how to act any more. Great thing is that nobody notice that he is my crush....

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format by: NessaLovesYou

format by NessaLovesYou

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NessaLovesYou
love

Treat your girl like a queen

so she can queen your dishes.

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kelly*
contest_lame_pun

because we're all just

imitators.

and we're stupid.

and we're haters.

FORMAT CREDIT : _Jannette Do Not REMOVE!

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*wookie bear**
contest_lame_pun