Contest_lame_pun Quotes

Brianna: I named mine Augustus, Ceasar, and Leigh
Me: Haha I feel like something you'd do.
Brianna: Yup, I was thinking about it just being D1, D2, D3.
Brianna: So I could train my D, and it would get stronger,
Brianna: But then I figured I should... you know... try.
Me: Oh my dear God Brianna.
Brianna: Never repeat this to anyone, my ducks might get angry.
Brianna: I don't want them to rebel, 'cause that would freakin suck.
Me: ... I don't want D1, D2 and D3 angry with me.
Me: ... I don't want the D.
Brianna: No I want the D. But the D will get angry at me.
Brianna: You know how they are... they're sensetive.
Me: Oh so sensitive. 
Brianna: Oh my God.
Brianna: I'm done.


All we were talking about was Ducklife.
If you've never played Ducklife you've never lived.
Just gotta live that Ducklife #DuckLYYYFE


 

Don't go bacon my heart
 

I couldn't if I fried

             






                                                                                All I Can Say Is
                                                                       

                                LAME

 

                                  what’s the difference between an old bus terminal and a lobster with 36B breasts?
                                  one’s a crusty bus station and the other’s a busty crustacean
 

Why did the elephant cross the road?
Because it was the chickens' day off.

The door knob of my brother's bedroom door is missing,
And he's freaking out. 
It seems that he can't handle the situation
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When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.