Best Contest_lame_pun Quotes This Year


What's the cheapest kind of meat?

Deer balls.  They're under a buck.

 

to scare everyone on halloween im just going to upload a selfie

When i saw the new
'contest lame pun' thing my face brightened up so much it was like someone turned a lamepun
and here we have my english teacher's favourite pun

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ...(oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis


 

 

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It's okay, he woke up.


At  McDonalds  last  night  this  dude,
 gave me the wrong flavoured mcflurry, 
    so i threw it back at him and yelled   ,
"You McF/cked up. 

format credit to: Jade672

 
cookiedoughformats

Knock Knock.
Who's there?

Jewish.
Jewish who?

Don't Jewish that Hi.tler was hot like me



What do you call someone who points out the obvious?

Someone who points out the obvious.




 




You're living, you occupy space, and you have mass.

You know what that means?

You matter




 
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