and here we have my english teacher's favourite pun
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time,
which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He
also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his
odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ...(oh,
man, this is so bad, it's good)... A super
calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis