Contest_life Quotes

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience
 
They tell you A,
they tell you B,
they tell you what to do,
they tell you who to be,
they tell you what is right,
they tell you what is wrong,
they tell you what to believe,
they tell you what is false,
they tell you how to dress,
they tell you how not,
they tell you who you are,
they tell you who not to be,
they tell you what is important to know,
they tell you what you shouldn’t know,
they tell you how to live,
they tell you when to die,
but they never tell you,
it’s your life,
so as you do,
as they please,
they tell you,
it’s not right,
you’re too conceited,
you wear too much make-up,
you’re too thin,
you’re too smart,
you’re too happy,
you sleep around too much,
you have too many friends,
and when you change,
for their sake,
they shake their heads,
you’re not confident enough,
you should use make-up,
you’re too fat,
you’re too dumb,
you’re not happy enough,
you have too little friends,
you’re not supposed to be,
what I asked,
you’re supposed to be,
who you want to be,
so when you are,
who you are,
they shake their heads,
you’re much too this,
you’re not enough that.


 

The most effective way to torture young people is to make them watch old people use a computer.



stop editing your,
Picture's, what is you go missing?
How could we find you if you look like
Beyonce on facebook,
and waka flocka in person.
Old people are either super nice
or the meanest people on earth 
there is no inbetween. 

 
Format chickittylover

Facebook would b. .
way cooler if it was on t.v, "in other news joes 
girlfriend is a cold heartless b/tch.
 details at eleven . . . .
 


At  McDonalds  last  night  this  dude,
 gave me the wrong flavoured mcflurry, 
    so i threw it back at him and yelled   ,
"You McF/cked up. 

format credit to: Jade672

 
Someone: *Says something about MCR*
MCRmy: TOO SOON
Okay so my day today was crazy:

I was walking to dinner with my friends from dance on break, 
and then we see an ambalance-police car-and a firetruck (idk, they have
to come...) and there was this guy laying down on a rock, and there was
like 200 cops around him (15...?) and then he started barfing and he
had a weird butterfly tattoo that looked...really...really fresh. 

yeah and then they rushed him away, 
was he drunk?

like scary drunk? idk..

 
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