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why can't periods just last for like an hour, like okay you've made your point, I'm not pregnant you can leave now

i want to play twister with someone really hot
oops i fell & touched your whole body
Never call a girl fat.
You'll never know how far she'll go to be the opposite.

The most effective way to torture young people is to make them watch old people use a computer.



stop editing your,
Picture's, what is you go missing?
How could we find you if you look like
Beyonce on facebook,
and waka flocka in person.
Old people are either super nice
or the meanest people on earth 
there is no inbetween. 

 
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Facebook would b. .
way cooler if it was on t.v, "in other news joes 
girlfriend is a cold heartless b/tch.
 details at eleven . . . .
 


At  McDonalds  last  night  this  dude,
 gave me the wrong flavoured mcflurry, 
    so i threw it back at him and yelled   ,
"You McF/cked up. 

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Someone: *Says something about MCR*
MCRmy: TOO SOON
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