Conversation Quotes


Cute boy: hi                              
me: who paid you?
!
Him:  You know, you're going to have an interesting life.
Me:  Why do you say that?
Him:  I dunno,  I'm just feeling it. 
 

i may look like im listening to music but really i have my volume on zero
and im listening to everyones conversations
because im a true spy kid
 
Do you ever talk to
someone and feel really
happy no matter how sh.t
the conversation is.

 
Late night
conversations
make you
learn a lot
about people.

 

Skype anyone? Add me if you want, I'm bored. sheyennemari3
 
Friend: Cûnt
Me: Go fûck a monkey for all I care
Friend: You're more ratchet than Miley Cyrus at the VMAs
Me: I hope your two favorite bands play warped at the same time.
Friend: You take that back!
Does anyone else
Try to find a chatroom on witty chat because they're too lazy to start an individual conversation?

My quote.Do NOT steal

one time I overslept and my mom came into my room to wake me up and said “you had better get up or else you’ll be rushing”. I wanted to say “if I’m rushing then so be it” but since I was still half asleep my mind changed “rushing” to “Russian”, I rolled over and said “if I’m Russian, soviet” and to this day it’s the best joke I’ve ever made

an actual conversation i overheard on the train
person 1: i'm not against gay marriage but i feel sorry for people with 2 dads
person 2: what? why?
person 1: they have to put up with twice the dad jokes
person 2: omfg
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