Convo Quotes

I hate it when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn’t follow the script.
Most Annoying Conversations: "Hey" , "Hey" , "How r u" , " Good u" , "Good", "What r u doing", "nothing u" , "nothin."
Mom: You need to go outside more....
Me: Why?
Mom: You have no life.
Me: I don't need a life when I have Witty.
Mom:Go outside...
Me: *takes laptop outside and sits on the steps*
Mom: *Rolls eyes*
Me:Look mom I have a life! I'm outside!!!


When you dont know what to say back but you dont want the conversation to end....


Friend: ...and that's how you do it.
Me: Oh! Now I get it!
Me: *in head* I don't get it.

So apparantely people can't hear in the morning, I scan all this lady's groceries then totaled it...

me: "$51.53"
customer: "61.53?"
me: "51.53."
customer: "61.53?"

me: "no." *makes a five with my hand* "51.53"
customer: "ok. so 51.53?"


omg. shoot me now.

 
How are you?
I'll get back to you when
I figure it out

 
dad: so why did you want to do your own laundry?
me: to wash my cashmere sweaters
Casually having a goo-gah conversation with my two-year-old cousin...
Friend: Have you ever been in love?
Me: I'm a teenage girl. If I say no, it's depressing. If I say yes, it's bullcrap.
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