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I hate it when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn’t follow the script.
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Crazy girl*
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Most Annoying Conversations: "Hey" , "Hey" , "How r u" , " Good u" , "Good", "What r u doing", "nothing u" , "nothin."
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Crazy girl*
annoying
Mom: You need to go outside more....
Me: Why?
Mom: You have no life.
Me: I don't need a life when I have Witty.
Mom:Go outside...
Me: *takes laptop outside and sits on the steps*
Mom: *Rolls eyes*
Me:Look mom I have a life! I'm outside!!!
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KrazyKira
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When you dont know what to say back but you dont want the conversation to end....
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kennie
dontknow
Friend: ...and that's how you do it.
Me: Oh! Now I get it!
Me: *in head* I don't get it.
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Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє*
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So apparantely people can't hear in the morning, I scan all this lady's groceries then totaled it...
me:
"$51.53"
customer:
"61.53?"
me:
"51.53."
customer:
"61.53?"
me:
"no." *makes a five with my hand* "51.53"
customer:
"ok. so 51.53?"
omg. shoot me now.
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helloitslexi
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How are you?
I'll get back to you when
I figure it out
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someoneinhiding
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dad:
so why did you want to do your own laundry?
me
: to wash my cashmere sweaters
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insecuritiesarelife
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Radz*
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Friend: Have you ever been in love?
Me: I'm a teenage girl. If I say no, it's depressing. If I say yes, it's bullcrap.
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YoungAndNotBeautiful
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