Cookie Quotes

Sometimes me thinks:
"What is a friend?"
and then me say:
"Friend is someone to share the last cookie with."

-The Cookie Monster

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Little.Cookie.Monster*
love

I ate a healthy breakfast this morning!

....so I rewarded myself with a cookie.

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Goose
love

Me: This is my fourth cookie
James: Who broke up with you??

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Vinita*
breakup

When something goes wrong in your life, just yell 'PLOT TWIST' and move on.

9 3

polaroidmgc*
funny

Don't believe everything a fortune cookie tells you just because they're sweet doesn't mean they're right.

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Crazy girl*
life

A cookie a day keeps the sadness away, An entire jar a day brings it back.

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Crazy girl*
cookie

I Love you
I really do
I love even when your blue
I love you when your gooey
I love you when your soft
I love when your chocaltey.
Cookie do you love me too-ity

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iphone_bacon
love

Anyone else ever notice.

That Fortune Cookies have really bad grammar..?

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ForWhomTheBellTolls*
funny

I said I cant eat anything else after dinner. All of a sudden there was apple pie, pecan pie, ice cream, cookies, whipped cream, and chocolate in my mouth.

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DunGoofed
food

I got this in a fortune cookie

Next time, get the shrimp

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EmmaKitty
cookie