Counsellor Quotes

"The day the women start accepting their mistakes first ;
Take A Bet, a lot of businesses of men who bank on the marital problems of others will start going bust."
~Anuj Somany

 
I actually think i'm getting somewhere with my life...lovely family and friends, turned 18, skydived for charity, new college course, volunteering, work placement and a job. Though I've been struggling emotionally, everything else is working out for me so i am grateful for that. I'd love to ring my old counsellor and drugs worker to let them know how well i'm doing and how i long to go back to school and prove to them that i am capable of success.
school counsellor: *Gives my class self-esteem evaluation tests*
my class: *Fills them in*
my class: *Calculates scores*
school counsellor: So, did anyone get over ninety out of a hundred?
no one: *Puts up hand*
school counsellor: Did anyone get over eighty?
two people: *Puts up hand*
school counsellor: Did anyone get under sevemty?
rest of the class: *Puts up hand*
school counsellor: Ugh, if I gave this test to American students (we're Irish by the way) they'd be bound to get one hundred! Your parents don't praise you enough! I wish I had American students!
me: So, you're putting us down to get higher self-esteem? Nice.

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