Best Crazy Quotes This Week

Me: Is it weird to talk to yourself?
Me: No
Me: Yes it is, you stupid mother f//cker
Me: Don't you dare talk to me like that, you little sh//t
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*wakes up with one sock on*
"whoa what a crazy night"



 
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Regular Moms': If my daughter gets a C or a D for school, she will get grounded for a month.


My Mom: If my daughter ever gets a B, she will be kicked out of my house. No food, no clothes. Homeless. So she learn next time not  to get a B in my house.


 
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school





          Me: I'm not crazy.  I swear.
          Me: Don't worry, I know you aren't.





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Those weird convos you hear in the hallways
"haha and then he threw up!!"
"omg he's SO HOT!"
"and then my toilet was like GURGGLE GURRRRRGLE??"
"I WAS LIKE GURLLLLL YOU TOO GOOD FOR HIM"
"and then i was like bro, i don't wear no seatbelt!!"


the 3rd and last sentence is real.

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I wonder if Earth makes fun
of other planets for having no life.








 
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IF YOU'RE CRAZY & YOU KNOW IT
shake your meds.

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Due to the continued Global
Financial Crisis, Ke$ha will now be known as Ke¢ha.







 
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Don't you hate it when you see a guy you used to have a crush on,



And now you're just like:
Ughh, I had a crush on HIM??!??
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breakup

Wait puberty hold on
you forgot the part where I become attractive 
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