me: Dad is there anything you can do for my
jellyfish sting?
my dad: Umm... Yeah I think I've got
something.
my dad: *looks through cabinet*
my dad: *pulls out tube*
my dad: this should help.
me: *put's some on my ankle*
me: That already feels better, what is
it?
my dad: It's just acream that helps with
itching.
me: *Goes about the rest of my night*
my mom: *whispers* You do know that's for
diaper rashes right?
me: ... *facepalms*