Cream Quotes

dairy queen ice cream cak= childhood

I am the Bible
they are all verses
 

*eating ice cream in winter* THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY
 

am i the only one who eat ben and jerrys ice cream in the winter
Me; I Love..
Him; Me?
Me; Dont Interrupt me i was gonna say Ice-Cream
So, last night was awkward...
I get drunk at a club and a 34 year old woman gives me a shot, licks the whipped cream off my lips and shoves her tongue down my throat in front of my entire family.
 
1. take 2 chocolate chip cookies (or chocolate cookies etc.)
2. get nutella
3. take a knife and put nutella on one cookie
4. put marshmallow cream on one cookie
5. put peanut butter on a knife
6. put the cookies on both sides of the knife and slide the knife out of the cookies
7 eat.



me: Dad is there anything you can do for my jellyfish sting?
my dad: Umm... Yeah I think I've got something.
my dad: *looks through cabinet*
my dad: *pulls out tube*
my dad: this should help.
me: *put's some on my ankle*
me: That already feels better, what is it?
my dad: It's just acream that helps with itching.
me: *Goes about the rest of my night*
my mom: *whispers* You do know that's for diaper rashes right?
me: ... *facepalms*
nnnnnn  
nnnnnn
nnnnnn  Look!!

nnnnnn
nnnnnn OREOS!! 
nnnnnn
nnnnnn After i licked off all the cream *evil giggle*
nnnnnn               :)
Ice cream!!!! If u like ice cream... Then fave thus!!!
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