One time I was on a cruise
and this kid came up to me. Here's what
Happened
Him : So, wanna go back to my room and have a
little fun?
Me: um, Excuse me?
Him: Come, on. Don't be like that?
Me: How old do you think I am?
Him: like 12?
Me: Do these boobs look 12 to you?
Him:...
Me: Didn't think so.
Me: Call me If you need a babysitter
True story* I'm 16 btw