Cruise Quotes

One time I was on a cruise and this kid came up to me. Here's what Happened
Him : So, wanna go back to my room and have a little fun?
Me: um, Excuse me?
Him: Come, on. Don't be like that?
Me: How old do you think I am?
Him: like 12?
Me: Do these boobs look 12 to you?
Him:...
Me: Didn't think so. 
Me: Call me If you need a babysitter

True story* I'm 16 btw
  I have no clue what I'm gonna say on Friday when school starts.
Friend: "I went on a cruise."
Friend2: "I went to Europe."
Friend3: "I met One Direction."
Me: "I went to sleep with 2 socks on and when I woke up there was only one."
Baby, you a song

  
You make me wanna roll my windows  d o w n

 

and CRUISE...

Schedule 

Wednesday:


School Registration

Friday:

Pack for cruse

Saturday:

Continue packing if need to
Drive to airport
Fly to Florida

Sunday:

Stay at aunts house
Swim

Monday:

Get on Cruise Ship

Thursday:

Come Home
Kyle 
 Over a period of 200 years, three ships perished at the same location off the coast of Wales, on the same day (December 5th) and all three had only one survivor. The tree survivors all had the name: Hugh Williams
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Hugh Williams       Does anyone want to go on a cruise with me?

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Baby you a song,
you make me want to roll my windows down
and cruise.

//////////// I AM COMPOSED ENTIRELY OF ////////////
misseD oPPoRTuniTies.

 


Baby you a song

>>>>>youmake me wanna rol <<<<<
My windows down 
And cruise.

Baby,
you a song
and you make me wanna
roll my windows down
and
cruise

                            Guys just imagine how freaking awesome it
                             would be to go on a cruise with just your
                             best friends and your favorite people gah.

 
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