customer: could I have a coke with that
me: is pepsi ok?
customer: is monopoly money ok?
me: NO ACTUALLY IT ISN'T OK FOR YOU
TO PAY WITH MONOPOLY MONEY JUST BECAUSE I SERVED YOU A PEPSI
INSTEAD OF A COKE BECAUSE PEPSI AND COKE ARE BOTH LEGITIMATE
ALBEIT SOMEWHAT DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF THE SAME BASIC
BEVERAGE. THEY ARE BOTH TASTY AND EQUALLY EDIBLE. MONOPOLY
MONEY, HOWEVER, IS NOT OK TO PAY WITH BECAUSE WE HAVE A
STANDARDISED LEGAL TENDER IN THIS COUNTRY AND IT IS NOT
MONOPOLY MONEY. ANYONE CAN JUST GO TO TOYS R US AND BUY
MONOPOLY BUT IF THEY COULD SPEND THE MONEY THEY OBTAINED IN
IT EVERYWHERE WHAT WOULD THAT DO TO THE ECONOMY THERE'D
BE CHAOS I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU
WERE YOU DROPPED AS A BABY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
PLEASE DON’T BE
MEAN TO EMPLOYEES!! PLEASE DON’T DO THAT!!
THEY ARE PEOPLE AND ARE
PROBABLY TRYING THEIR BEST TO HELP YOU!!
I HAVE SEEN MY COWORKERS
CRY IN THE BACK ROOM AFTER A
PARTICULARLY RUDE
CUSTOMER AND IT’S NOT FAIR BECAUSE WE
ARE REALLY DOING YOU A
SERVICE!! PLEASE DON’T BE RUDE TO
EMPLOYEES
Customer: All of the clothes at Hollister are gone.
Me: They are behind you.
