To the people out there who keep asking me about guys: I don't want to! I hate the idea of it. Plus I'm way too alternative for one of those boyfriend thingis. I like my freedom, I like doing whatever the eff I want whenever the eff I want, I like being able to watch a whole movie without texting anyone, I don't want to get into unnecessary fights because somebody didn't text somebody first. I like being able to talk to my bestfriend without my boyfriend thinking I'm cheating on him, I like going out with my friends without consulting someone first, I like not having to make an impression with the the way I look. I like being lazy and fat without a boy there. I like not having to worry about where he is or what he's doing or who he's with. I LOVE not having to deal with the inevitability of every relationship ending because I'm in a different country every year. I don't want to wake up according to somebody else's timezone. I don't give a efff. I'm too lazy. I am in love with being single, and free, and not being tied down to some teenage boy who probably wears the same size clothes as me.