Best Cute Quotes This Week






 
 
     non-english speaker: I am awfully sorry
     at the terrible state of my
     English abilities, as for the
     English language is not my mother
     tongue. I hope you forgive me
     for every foolish mistake I make.

     english as first language: lol it okei





 
                    f o r m a t   j i m m y 3 6 5 
 



I don't get how people get abs?
Seriously though, it's like, abnormal.







 


          when you step on

          your pet's foot

 
               DOG: IT'S OK I LOVE YOU
               ANYWAYS YOU'RE MY
               BEST FRIEND COME ON
               LET'S GO PLAY!!!!!


               CAT: What the heck? Do you have
               any idea what you just did? You
               stepped on my fricken foot, you
               moron. I will not accept your
               apology so easily I'll just
               leave you for a while and hide and when
               you come near me I'll hiss at you
               stupid. Go on a diet fatty maybe
               then it won't hurt so goddarn much

 


 

 





 
f o r m a t   j i m m y 3 6 5 

Lizzie: Ronnie broke up with me
Gordo: He's a loser
Lizzie: No, Gordo. I'm the loser, okay? He likes another girl. She's probably prettier than me and she's probably smarter than me and she's probably a lot more fun than I am.
Gordo: No, she's not.
Lizzie: How do you know?
Gordo: Because there's nobody prettier than you, or more fun to be with.
Me: I love you, Gordo
Me: Where's my Gordo?
Me: Every girl needs a Gordo.








 


2 types of wittians:
the bed wittians and the desk wittians






 



 
f o r m a t   j i m m y 3 6 5 
 
A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, “What does love mean?” 

The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think: 

“When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That’s love.” 
- Rebecca - age 8 

“When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.” 
- Billy - age 4 

“Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.” 
- Karl - age 5 

“Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.” 
- Chrissy - age 6 

“Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.” 
- Terri - age 4 

“Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.” 
- Danny - age 7 

“Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. 
My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss” 
- Emily - age 8 

“Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.” 
- Bobby - age 7 (Wow!) 

“If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.”
- Nikka - age 6 

(we need a few million more Nikkas on this planet) 

“Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.” 
- Noelle - age 7 

“Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.” 
- Tommy - age 6 

“During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. 

He was the only one doing that. I wasn’t scared anymore.” 
- Cindy - age 8 

“My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don’t see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.” 
- Clare - age 6 

“Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.” 
- Elaine - age 5 

“Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.” 
- Chris - age 7 

“Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.” 
- Mary Ann - age 4 

“I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.” 
- Lauren - age 4 

“When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.” (what an image) 
- Karen - age 7 

“Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn’t think it’s gross.” 
- Mark - age 6 

“You really shouldn’t say ‘I love you’ unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.” 
- Jessica - age 8









have you ever
just looked at someone and thought,
"I really love you."  They're 
just talking or humming or watching a
movie or reading a book or
laughing or something, and there's
something about them in that
moment - their body is
alive, there's a light in their 
eyes, something - that makes you
think, "I just really love you." It's a 
weird sensation to think this
but it's pretty amazing that we can
feel this way about another being.



 





 
f o r m a t   j i m m y 3 6 5 
 












mom
i can't go to school
i've got


the ugly
 


 

 





 
f o r m a t   j i m m y 3 6 5 






 

once

I asked myEnglish 
teacher if teachers
shipped their students and
after explaining what
shipping meant she
told me that that is
literally one of the
most popular discussions
in the staff room



 










 
f o r m a t   j i m m y 3 6 5 

 









 
dad: those people on that witty website are gonna kidnap you one day
 
me: dad they barely even leave their room





 

 
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