Best Cute Quotes This Week






 

I’m the type of
person who
looks at the menu for
five minutes but
ends up
ordering the same
exact thing

every time







 
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What if this happened.
Girl: ~does math homework in class~
Girl: Omg i can't these problems!!
Girl: It's sO HARD I CANT OMGG
Girl: ~runs away crying in frustration~

Teacher: What just happened miss
Girls Friend: She ran away from her problems
How roll call will go in the future:

Teacher: Welcome to class students! Please say 'here' when I call your name.
Teacher: Albus
Albus: Here!
Teacher: Doctor
Doctor: Oh, yes, um, hello. I can't talk at the moment, time's gone wibbly. Probably leave a message at the tone or something.
Teacher: Um... okay? Hermione
Hermione: Yes, I'm here! And when's our first test? I've been studying all Summer and-
Red-headed boy in class: Oh my god, Hermione, shut up!
Teacher: And you must be Ron! Okay then, Primrose
Primrose: Here
Random girl in back of class: I VOLUNTEER!!!
Teacher: And I see Katniss has made it today as well, welcome.
Blonde boy: Katniss is here?! Yes! Her Katniss, try this bread I baked this morning!
Brunette boy: Oh, you'd better keep your hands off her! She's my best friend! We go hunting together!
Teacher: Peeta! Gale! Stop fighting over Katniss and sit down.
Teacher: Rory
Doctor: Oh, Rory died yesterday, ma'am. But he should be back again tomorrow.
Teacher: Oh...kay? And lastly, Draco.
Draco: I'm LAST?! My father will hear about this!

Shoutout to the kid that whispers 
the answer 

to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention








valentines day
(5 of 10)

you know when

 a person is so hot you just
want to shake his mothers
hand and say 'well done'





 

 
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Dear mom and dad,
News flash! I'm not weaing headphones as a cute accessory! I'm ACTUALLY listening to music! I know, crazy right?? But this means I can't hear you when I wear these handy devices. SO, if you start talking to me and have no idea why I'm not responding, just remember that I cannot hear you and I'm not ignoring you, okay? Also, YELLING DOESN'T HELP I STILL DON'T HEAR YOU.
 
Sincerely,
All teenagers that are sick of
taking their headphones off 70
times a day to actually socialize.







                        me:  im so lonely

                        person:  hey

                        me:  leave me alone







 

 
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Niall Horan: I hate it when girls act stupid because they think it's cute. Intelligence is attractive.

Me: One particle of unobtanium has a nuclear reaction with a flux capacitor, carry the two, change it's atomic isotope into a raioactive spider. follow for a follow.







                        me:  makes a joke

                        class:  laughs

                        me:  smiles for an hour
                        and a half, proud







 

 
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