Friend (1): Want to watch some Harry Potter with me?
Friend (2): Yeah sure.
Me: Mind if I...
Me: Slytherin ;DDD
Friends: *Gives a long dirty look*
Friends: *Walks Away*
Does it ever occur to women that maybe a
guy might like to
have a plan,
you know, because he's nervous?
He's not sure that he could just walk up to you and you'd respond if he said
"I like you."
you know, because he's nervous?
He's not sure that he could just walk up to you and you'd respond if he said
"I like you."
Lets be honest here people!
Boxers with Hearts on them
Are Extrememly Manly
I miss you, too.
<3
“It is often the last key on the ring which opens the
door”
Police: Where do you live?
Small Boy: with my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Small Boy: With me.
Police: And where do you live all?
Small Boy: Together
Police: Where is Your Home?
Small Boy: Beside my neighbors' house.
Police: Where is your neighbors' house?
Small Boy: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
Police: Tell me?
Small Boy: Next to my house.
Small Boy: with my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Small Boy: With me.
Police: And where do you live all?
Small Boy: Together
Police: Where is Your Home?
Small Boy: Beside my neighbors' house.
Police: Where is your neighbors' house?
Small Boy: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
Police: Tell me?
Small Boy: Next to my house.
