Dafuq Quotes

Liking a boy... Thinking he's Mexican... Finding out he's Puerto Rican... o.O Dafuq is wrong with you people?? Jk...








My reaction to life:
DAFUQ?!









 





 
 



My reaction when I meet someone

with the same name as me.
Seeing a stranger
and getting butterflies when they smile at you...


 





   
                                                                               The word UGLY shouldn't be on  dectionaries

who made that f\ck?

that man owes me 12456544 galons of tears
why is James spelled with an s.
why is it plural. more than 1
Jame. how many James.
So my friend walked up to me and was like "promise me you'll never go into a forest at night and buy black mushy candy from some guy and eat it- OH MY GOD I FORGET HOW TO BREATH"
This is why I love highschool.
This is why I love my friends.
It’s 2013 and you still can’t print out GIFs

So... In the past week, two people have professed their gay love for me. One at my school and one on witty (._.)

How the fakk am i supposed to respond to this? Cuz I'm not gay in the slightest...
Playing Monopoly
Expectation:

Fun fun fun
Yay!!!
Nice game!
This is very fun!

Reality:

Stop that you cheater!
YOU STOP THAT, B*TCH!
F*CKING GAME, I HATE ALL OF YOU!
I HATE THIS SH*T
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