Damn Quotes

That feeling when you don't even bother studying.
Cause you know you'll fail anyway.
Today in the garbage
there were three pregnancy tests

next to an empty solo cup.
St. Patty strikes again.
Falling for someone you know you can never have.




"will people stop talkinabout 
that damice movie?"
"it's like they can't Let It Go"



 
"What's the difference between a knife and a Cadillac?"




































"I don't have a Cadillac in my pocket. Get in the van."

 
If you're wondering why I wear all black so often it's because I'm
mourning the death of my motivation.


Job interview:
*What are your hobbies*

I do a lot of community service
I get straight As
I'm the supreme ruler of hell
I was in the marching band
And I play soccer too



apparently $h!t does get better
Teacher: I hear your using unparliamentary words in school?
Me: F.uck.
f o r m a t | s k a t e r r u l e s 2 3 *KEEP CREDIT* 

Just leave.

I guess you don't want me in your life anymore.





So why should you be in mine?

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