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DonggaBieber
school
Today in the garbage
there were three pregnancy tests
next to an empty solo cup.
St. Patty strikes again.
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theWalrus
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Anonymous_Nicole*
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"it's like they can't Let It Go"
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DestinyCaribou
hilarious
"What's the difference between a knife and a Cadillac?"
"I don't have a Cadillac in my pocket. Get in the van."
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theWalrus
damn
If you're wondering why I wear all black so often it's because I'm
mourning the death of my motivation.
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crazyshaelie
funny
Job interview:
*What are your hobbies*
I do a lot of community service
I get straight As
I'm the supreme ruler of hell
I was in the marching band
And I play soccer too
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theWalrus
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DudeFish
mystory
Teacher: I hear your using unparliamentary words in school?
Me: F.uck.
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IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
noway
f o r m a t | s k a t e r r u l e s 2 3 *KEEP CREDIT*
Just leave.
I guess you don't want me in your life anymore.
So why should you be in mine?
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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
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