Best Damn Quotes This Week


it freaks me out when grown-ups are like “oh we didn’t have any computers or internet when i was a kid" because it makes me feel like one day, kids are going to look at us and say “i feel so bad for you, you didn’t have any hovertrucks or teleportation or food-synthesizers when you were growing up" like damn what are we missing



SOMEONE SHOULD
Write a book where the  main character slowly falls in love with the reader. 

The sign of intelligence is
that you are constantly 
wondering. Idiots are always
dead sure about every damn
thing they are doing in their life. 


YOU MAKE ME SMILE SO
effortlessly.






When you make a quote
and you think it's like,
A+, perfection, best thing ever,
then no-one favourites it.




 

This world sucks, so I made my own.


 

it hurts seeing you talk about her the way you used to talk about me.







          Me: Oh my god why do you listen to this terrible music?
          My brother: Sorry I'd rather not be given music advice by someone who listens to Bowling for Soup
          Me: ...






                                                           DONT SIT ON TOP THIS DI.CK IF U SCARED OF HEIGHTS
                         
I lied to you tonight.
Everything is not alright.
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