Dan:
I actually
guys-I
got-I
prepared
a little
something,
I made
Jennifer Lawrence: Is It a cookie?
Dan:
A muffin
Jennifer: *Intake of breath*
Dan:
Oh sorry-did
you-did
you
want
a cookie?
*Looks behind him to find cookie*
No sir,
for
I have
the
power
of triangles
-Dan Howell
*On
Twitter*
Phil: I have been hiccupping for 7 hours. Should I call the
ambulence?
Dan:
Omg
I can
hear
you
through
the
wall
go lock
your
self
in the
toilet
*In mental asylum*
"Hey, what you in for?"
"My dad tried to take down my doctor who shrine because he said the candles were a fire hazard"
"so?"
"so I set fire to the house"
"Hey, what you in for?"
"My dad tried to take down my doctor who shrine because he said the candles were a fire hazard"
"so?"
"so I set fire to the house"
Embrace
the void and have the courage to exsist.
Hello
internet!
-Dan Howell
internet!
-Dan Howell
Never insult someone's
OTP.
If they kill you, it's your fault.
-Dan Howell
OTP.
If they kill you, it's your fault.
-Dan Howell
‽
An
interrobang.
You're
welcome.
