Best Day Quotes Ever

Valentine's day is five days away. So, if you're secretly in love with me,
I suggest that you reveal it now.

SO ON VALENTINES DAY MY TEACHER WAS ASKING THESE KIDS IF THEY ARE IN LOVE AND SHE CALLED ON THIS ASIAN GUY NAMED YANG AND SHE ASKED “ARE YOU IN LOVE???” AND HE SAID NO AND THIS RANDOM KID SAID “DON’T WORRY YANG ONE DAY YOU’LL FIND YOUR YIN.

The way someone can get me
so nervous  scares me,

but the funny thing is you know nothing
that’s going on inside my head.
It’s like I know everything I want to say to you
but all the words get tangled up and come out wrong.

Have you ever realized that you could say the simplest of things
and it would make my day go from being original
to amazing in just a few words?
But the worst thing is that all these little things I feel inside
could never be said to you,
because on top of it all,
you are my biggest fear.
I’m scared that if I tell you everything
things will change,
and will never be the same.
So keeping it bottled up
is the only way of not getting hurt.
 

"Do you have a date for
Valentine's day?"

"Yes, February 14th."

 

i spend 90% of my day pretending i’m in a music video

Does anyone get upset when you’re dreaming and it ends on a cliffhanger? I’m dead serious I can’t tell you how many times I’m having a good or weird dream then wake up like OMG WHAT DID HE FIND OUT IS HE OK WHAT SHOULD I- f-ck what was I dreaming about again 

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
But, if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit.

That one piece of hair
That doesn't belong on either side of your part
So it just sticks up

Feb 15th

Other girls: "AWW this sucks :( I can't believe Valentines day it over!"


Me: "HALF PRICE CHOCOLATE!!!!"

one day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and im going to make some stupid joke and thats how my life will end