Best Days Quotes Ever

I feel like I have Witty streaks
Some days I own the top quotes page
while others I'm lucky if I get 7 faves.

You keep coming back to the scene of the crime But the dead can't speak and there's nothing left to say anyway

normal teenager:

 sneaking out the house

 to party at 1 am


me:

 sneaking out of my

 bedroom to get a bag

 of cheetos and making

 myself a sandwich at

 1 am


 

Format by destabilise.

Your eyes are a lovely shade of

Mom: WHO ARE YOU TEXTING?

Me: MY CRACK DEALER

Better days are coming.
they are called
Saturday and Sunday.

 

Six days clean tonight <3

D  O  N  '  T     C  O  U  N  T
the days,

M A K E   T H E    D A Y S
count.