Soap operas
aresoridiculous "She’s
cheating on you and I kidnapped your mom and you think your
brother killed her but your brother isn’t really your
brother because he was switched at birth but your real brother is
the guy that your wife is having an affair with and I’m
your long lost child you never knew about. Also your father came
back from the dead and we don’t know
how."
When do you
think people die? When they are shot through the heart with a
pistol? No. When they drink soup made from a poisonous mushroom?
No. When they have an incurable disease? No. It’s when they
are forgotten.
Sometimes
when you intensely dislike a person due to something, you
just have to take comfort in the fact that, one day, they
will be dead. -Dan
Howell