Best Dead Quotes Today

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I wonder how many of them are dead.



 

Soap operas are so ridiculous 
"She’s cheating on you and I kidnapped your mom and you think your brother killed her but your brother isn’t really your brother because he was switched at birth but your real brother is the guy that your wife is having an affair with and I’m your long lost child you never knew about. Also your father came back from the dead and we don’t know how."

You offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache...
and suddenly she's not your friend anymore....


Zimmerman is free

Cory monteith is dead

Kyle massey has cancer

Casey Anthony is pregnant,

On a scale of 1-10
How done are you with this day?




and Liam you stay exactly where
you   are   cause   you   are
per-fect

When do you think people die? When they are shot through the heart with a pistol? No. When they drink soup made from a poisonous mushroom? No. When they have an incurable disease? No. It’s when they are  forgotten.


Can cute boys around me stop being

- gay
- younger than 
me
- 15 years older than me
- 1234512345 miles away
- taken
- famous
- fictional
- or dead?
 

Sometimes when you intensely dislike a person due to something, you just have to take comfort in the fact that, one day, they will be dead.
                                                                -Dan Howell


Am I the only person that almost cried when they found out Matt Smith was leaving Doctor Who?





JUST 'CAUSE YOU'RE

BREATHING

DON'T MEAN YOU'RE


ALIVE


 
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