Deadlamp Quotes

Me: Today is my one year anniversary!!!
Me: ...on Witty....
Me: ....
Me: ....
Me: ....
Me: Eh, it's still something to celebrate.
Me: ...
Me: But how???
Me: *prays to the WItty Gods for the answer*
Me: I can feel it...
Me: I can feel the need...
Me: TO DANCE!!!
Me: *dances and breaks a lamp*
Me: ...
Lamp: ...
Me: ...
Lamp: ....
Me: Good thing this only happens once...
Me: *to the lamp* And good thing you can only die once.