Mum: Who opened the oreos?
Me: How could you accuse me of such a thing!
Mum: I never said you at-
Me: -I am your daughter and respect you too much
to disobey your orders, and eat the whole packet of doughnuts,
eat the cookies you just bought, and eat the oreos! And then buy
a new packet of oreos to replace the old oreos but couldn't
resist eating just one more and decided to blame everything on
the cat! Also, the cat ate the doughnuts and cookies and
opened the oreos.