Diary Quotes

I wonder what someones
Reaction would be
After they read my diary
What would happen if I kept a diary:
Dear diary, today I ate yogurt for a snack. It was okay.
Dear diary, I need more hand lotion
Dear diary, are knives just half scissors?
Dear diary, I need to do laundry. But I am too lazy.
Dear diary, babies are evil. and fat.
Dear diary, yogurt doesn't make sense.
Dear diary, Please do my laundry. 

 
 

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Entry 1

My Diary



Doing fine • Dramatic Day




        So, I decided to start writing diary entries on here daily. I have another account, but I wanted this to be more private. Anyways, today was a normal day at school, with some drama, of course. Someone told the teacher that this girl screamed at a guy. I was a witness when it all happened, so of course I was one of the people who took her to the principal’s office because the teacher told my friends and me to do so. Other than that it was a pretty normal school day. But after school I had to go to a doctor’s appointment. Not very fun. But I got ice cream afterwards, so yeah xD. We got back around and I did my homework, which took me like 10 – 15 minutes to do. Now I’m typing this. This wasn’t very “juicy”, so sorry, I guess.

















 

                                          Diary of a wimpy kid 
                                          chapter 2

Man, I don't know WHAT is up with girls these days. It used to be a whole lot simpler back in elementary school. The deal was, if you were the fastest runner in your class, you got all the girls. And in the fifth grade, the fastest runner was Ronnie McCoy. Nowadays, it's a whole lot more complicated. Now it's about the kind of clothes you wear or how rich you are or if you have a cute butt or whatever. And kids like Ronnie McCoy are scratching their heads wondering what the heck happened. The most popular boy in my grade is Bryce Anderson. The thing that really stincks is that Ihave ALWAYS been into girls, but kids likeBryce have only come around in the last couple of years I remember how Bryce used to act around girls in elementary school he used to call them stinky poos. But of course now I don't get any credit for stinking up for girls all this time i was alwasy going around behing Bryce and say I don't think girls are stinky poos. Like I said, Bryce is the most popular kid in our grade, so that leaves all the rest of us guys scrambling for the other spots. The best I can figure is that I'm somewhere around 52nd or 53rd most popular this year. But the good news is that I'm about to move up one spot because Charlie Davies is above me, and he's getting his braces next week. I try to explain all this popularity stuff to my friend Rowley (who is probley hovering right around the 150 mark, by the way), but I think it just goes in one ear and out the other with him.  


Diary of a Wimpy Kid
SEPTEMBER

Tuesday
First of all, let me get something straight: This is a JOURNAL, not a diary. I know what it says on the cover, but when Mom went out to buy this thing I SPECIFICALLY told her to get one that didn't say "diary" on it. Great. All I need is for some jerk to catch me carrying this book around and get the wrong idea. The other thing I want to clear up right away is that this was mom's idea, not mine. But is she thinks I'm gonna to write down my "fellings" in here or whatever, she's crazy. So just don't expect me to be all "dear diary" this "dear diary" that.The only reason I agreed to do this at all is because I figure later on when I'm rich and famous, I'll have better things to do than answer people's stuiped questions all day long.So this book might come in handy. Like I said, I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons. Let me just say for the record that I think middle school is the dumbest idea ever invented. You got kids like me who haven't hit their groth spurt yet mixed in with these gorillas who need to shave twice a day. And the they wonder why bullying is such a big problem in middle school. If it was up to me, grade levels  would be based on height , not age. But then again, I guess that would mean kids like Chirag Gupta would still be in the first grade.Today is the first day of school, and right now we're just waiting around for the teacher to hurry up and finish the seating chart. So I figured I might as well write in this book to pass the time. By the way, let me give you some good advise. On the first day of school, you got to be real careful where you sit.You walk into the classroom and just plunk your stuff down on any old desk and the next thing you know your teacher says:I hope you like where you are sitting because these are your permanent seats. So in class, I got stuck with Chris Hosey and in frount of me and Lionel James in back of me. Jaosn Brill came in late and almost sat to my right, but luckily I stopped that from happening at last the second. Next period, I should just sit in the middle of a buch of hot girls as soon as I step in the room. But i guess if I do that, it just proves I didn't learn anything last year.
I had a diary once, My brother read it!
I had a brother once.
 
Dear Demi Lovato,

I know you’ll never get this but that doesn’t stop me from writing this to you. You’re amazing in so many ways you don’t even know, I’ve been a fan from the beginning my friends don’t understand why, but it’s non of their business. I grew up with you in a way you helped me, you made me believe that I could stand up for myself, that anything is possible if I have faith you made me love myself and the people around me, you said it was okay to tell people how you’re feeling, you’ve made me this strong teenager that I am. My heart breaks to see you like this, you will get through this I know you will and you’ll come back with that winning smile all of us love to see. I could go on forever but this letter will become boring.

I wish you all the best. I love you so much and I’ll support you till the end because that’s what true fans do.

Lots of love,

Lovatic .


* are you gonna kiss me or do i have to lie to my diary *

 
Dear witty,

Why Do I feel so sick to my stomach?

Oh I know why, My boyfriend Pretty much implied Im using him till I find something better, Which Isnt true!


Sometimes I believed it would be easier if I just walked out of this earth.
No.Not.Suicidal.

Just over it.

 
I've always concidered witty like my diary.
I don't have to be scared people would judge me;
So I guess it's confession time..
I've quit cutting;
But I've turned to drugs to fill the emptyness and numb the pain;
Which is worse?
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