Bucket List #6
Steal someone's diary. Write, "Hello, my name is Tom Riddle" in it.
Steal someone's diary. Write, "Hello, my name is Tom Riddle" in it.
Are
you
gonna
kiss
me
O r d o I h a v e t o l i e t o m y d i a r y ?
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O r d o I h a v e t o l i e t o m y d i a r y ?
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I had a diary once, My brother read it!
I had a brother once.
I had a brother once.
THECHIPDIARIES # 6
It's been a WHOLE MONTH
since i've done this guys!! I'm so sorry I
haven't been online, but ALOT has happened!! So last
week, I was about to go to sleep, and then suddenly I heard
alot of crinkling. I sat up and Hunka-Cheese (my crush) was
sitting in front of me. Here's the whole convo, starting
with me talking: "What are you doing here?"
"What are you doing up?" "I asked you my
question first." "Um alright... so I just wanted to
come by and say hi to you. I can't fall asleep."
"Oh alright... to answer your question, I don't
know, I just can't fall asleep." "Me
neither." "So... what do you want to talk
about?" "Well.. i have something on my mind that I
need to get out to you..." "Sure, tell me
anything." "Okay... well... I just want to say,
that you're the most colorful, crinkliest chip bag ever.
You have beautiful square edges and a gorgeous font on your
bag. Will you go out with me?"
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
~TheChipBag
THECHIPDIARIES # 3
Omg, I haven't written in my diary since like, 2 weeks
ago! I'm so sorry about that! Anyway, there's been
some drama at the supermarket! I hear the traditional Vanilla
Yoplait Yogurt has been attacking the Chobani Greek yogurts
because the greek yogurts are stealing the attention from
Yoplait! Yogurts are so stupid, aren't they? Everyone
loves chips not yogurt, who even eats yogurt anyway?? Also, I
saw my crush, Hinka-Cheese, today. And I was going to
tell him that I had a crush on him.. but i didn't, i got
scared. Mainly because, as i've mentioned before
inprevious diary entries, Sunchips like me and Cheez-Its like
Hunka-Cheese can't be together, it's just the way it
is. Sigh.. i just want him so bad.
~TheChipBag
Leonardo's Mona Lisa
is just a thousand thousand
smears of paint
Michelangelo's David
is just a million hits
with a hammer
We're all of us
a million bits
put together in the right way
-Diary,
Chuck Palahniuk
is just a thousand thousand
smears of paint
Michelangelo's David
is just a million hits
with a hammer
We're all of us
a million bits
put together in the right way
-Diary,
Chuck Palahniuk
THECHIPDIARIES # 5
I'm grounded. UGH. I was
going spazzy last night and i started to crinkle my chip bag
for fun while everyone was sleeping (I was bored!) and my dad
didn't even give me a second chance he just totally
grounded me!! So now, instead of being on the food shelf
waiting to be purchased, I am literally on the ground under
the shelves, hidden form everyone. This
sucks.
~TheChipBag
You know, looking at
somebody's playlist is like reading their diary.
