Diets Quotes

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothes. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing I wouldn’t have singed up in the first place!

Mom: Why aren't you on a diet?
Me: Because I like food.

Doctor: The more colourful your diet is, the healthier you will be.
Me:*eats a bag of Skittles*
Me: Nailed it.

and the difference between you and I is that you say 'sugar free' like its a good thing.

"Why aren't you on a diet? "
"Because I like to eat. Is that such a crime? "

I kinda feel bad for diets, i mean, everyone's constantly cheating on them.

Im gonna lose weight. Im gonna exercise everyday. Im gonna go on a diet and stick to it.........is that cake?

New Years: I'm going to eat healthier!

Valentines Day: I've been doing good on my diet. I think I'll treat myself to some candy.

Easter: I'll get back to my diet,,, after this bunny.

First Day of Summer: Okay! I have to lose a bunch of weight for swimsuit season!

July 4th: This is the last year I will wear a Tshirt over my bathing suit!

1st Day of School: I'm too busy to workout now!

Winter Break: Winter makes everyone lazy!

New Years: I'm going to eat healthier!