Dinner Quotes

My Econ teacher: All teenagers have this, laziness gene. They don't do chores, or cook, or do anything around the house. It's sad.

Me(comes home): *starts dinner, does laundry, feeds the dog, lets the dog out, washes dishes by hand, goes out and buys soap, cold medicine, and milk for the family WITH MY OWN MONEY, gets my mom her medicine for the night, does more laundry, and finally sits down* 
Is this a out of the normal thing for me? No. I do it every day.
One of the most valuable life lessons one can learn is to go to dinner ten minutes after your parents call you because it won't be done and your life is lie youre adopted
Mom: Come down it's dinner time!
Me:In a few minutes
Mom: NOW!

Me:Ok *downstairs*
Me: Where's dinner?
Mom: It will be ready in 10 minutes!
Stir fry for dinner ^.^
Finally no more curry..


i want to move to a small apartment
with my bestfriend in a new city and i want to decide
which furniture i want and what i want for dinner
and whether or not i want to stay out all night
and i want to travel and meet new people
and fall in love and go have my own adventures because
i'm sick of this washed-up place filled with
annoying people

I said I cant eat anything else after dinner. All of a sudden there was apple pie, pecan pie, ice cream, cookies, whipped cream, and chocolate in my mouth.

I am about to go out on my first date with my dream guy and I'm so freaking
NERVOUS.
*at the dinner table with my family* sister- " you guys are so weird!!" * so my brother and i get these goofy facial expressions and bat our eyes at eachother* dad- *bursts out laughing* " When I went to work this morning, i never expected to come home and see this!!" brother and i- * starts grinning at eachother, then laughs uncontrollably* me - * finally stops laughing* " Ew dad! just EW!!! " * looks at brother and bursts out laughing again* * whole family starts gasping for breath because of laughing so hard at my bro and i*
My stomach already hurts and I haven't had dinner yet.

Awesome.
What a fire alarm means:
In most familes:
There's
a fire.
In my family: Dinner's ready!
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