Dinner Quotes

A Poem

oh yum spaghetti
i like spaghetti
i had spaghetti for dinner
*Me when I like a guy*
Guy: *Texts me*
Me: Oh god should I reply now or wait what if he thinks I'm too eager oh god what if he thinks I don't care.
Guy: I'm eating dinner :D
Me: I eat dinner too oh my god we're meant to be.
Guy: *Mentions a band I like*
Me: OH MY GOD NU UH NU UHHH YOU'RE SO PERFECT
...
Me: This is why I'm single
So I was at the doctors yesterday and this five year old kid found out that he was there to get a flu shot. He then proceeded to try and get out of it.

Him: 
I... I'm hungry.
His Mom: So am I.

Him: Let's just leave and get food,
His Mom: Nope we have to stay here.
Him: But I'm.... I'm starving.
His Mom: Me too.
Him: But I didn't eat dinner.
His Mom: Neither did I.
Him: Well I didn't eat lunch.
His Mom: Yes you did.
Him: Well then I didn't have breakfast.
His Mom: You had cereal.
Him: Well I didn't have any snacks.
His Mom:  You had a granola bar before we left.
Him: I'm running out of ideas.

 

Me: *eats   a   pint   of   icecream   for   dinner*

 

 





          Mom: What do you want to do for dinner?
          Me: Can we have pizza?
          Mom:
          Mom:
    *five minutes later*
          Me: *walks away*
          Mom: Charlie! Help me find out what to do for dinner!
          Me: I said let's have pizza.
          Mom: Oh.
          Mom: Uhhhh...
          Mom: 
          Mom: 
          Mom: 
          Mom: 
          Mom: Ummmm....
          Mom: 
          Mom: 
          Mom: 
          Mom: 
          Mom: 
          Mom: Well...
          Mom: 
          Mom: I mean..
          Mom:
          Mom: 
          Mom: 
          Mom: Ummmm..
          Mom: 
          Mom: I..
          Mom: Well
          Mom:  
          Mom: 
          Mom: 
          Mom: Maybe
          Mom: 
          Mom: 
          Mom: 
          Mom: 
          Mom: 
          Mom: 
          Mom: 
          Mom: 
          Mom: 
          Mom: 
          Mom: No.



yes this happened


i couldn’t be famous cuz i’d get in trouble for spending too much time with the fans. like oh you wanna go get dinner? let’s go. you wanna hang out? ok cool. you wanna go to the mall? awesome we’re going
Scenario: Your parents have abandondoned you at Warped tour.
Rules: Answer each statement with a band. You can't answer with the same band twice.

1. You get to hug a guitarist: Asking Alexandria (Ben Bruce)
2. Go out to eat dinner with a band of your choice: Pierce The Veil
3. Sleepover: All Time Low
4. Go on stage with band for 1 performance: A Day To Remember
5. Get a kiss on the cheek by the singer: Of Mice & Men (Austin Carlile)
6. You get adopted by the drummer: Blink-182 (Travis Barker)
Teacher: Come on guys! You did this in 6th grade!

Me: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last  night... :I




Where does the poor meatball live?
In the spaghetto.






 
Why get THINNER when you can get more DINNER
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