So I was at the
doctors yesterday and this five year old kid found out that he
was there to get a flu shot. He then proceeded to try and get out
of it.
Him: I... I'm hungry.
His Mom: So am I.
Him: Let's
just leave and get food,
His
Mom: Nope we have to stay here.
Him: But I'm.... I'm starving.
His Mom: Me too.
Him: But I didn't eat dinner.
His Mom: Neither did I.
Him: Well I didn't eat lunch.
His Mom: Yes you did.
Him: Well then I didn't have breakfast.
His Mom: You had cereal.
Him: Well I didn't have any snacks.
His Mom: You had a granola bar before
we left.
Him: I'm running out of
ideas.